Team Name – TBD – Solid all-around team though they could probably stand an improvement at WR.  Coaches like to get ripped on a Saturday night and then game plan until 2am.  Seems to be working so far.

No Fly Zone – Strangely enough there are only two Broncos on this team’s roster.  Though it has been reported on TMZ that the owner has an affinity for a certain Christian McCaffrey, son of former Bronco wideout Ed McCaffrey.  So, make that 2.5 Broncos.

Arbitrage Aholes – Arbitrage definition – the nearly simultaneous purchase and sale of securities or foreign exchange in different markets in order to profit from price discrepancies.  Cool cool cool

LL Urban Achievers  – Scrappy team here.  A bunch of ‘gym rats’ and ‘athletic’ types.  Those guys usually don’t win.  But they sure know how to pick out the right rug…the kind that ties a room together.

Avg Reg Std Norm SoSo – Strong at almost all positions with a splash of moxie thrown in for good measure.  Could go far this year once they are at full strength.  Keep your eye on ’em.

Go for Broker – Cunning ownership with loyalty to well-known players.  Some would say risk averse while others just marvel at the analytical prowess come draft day.  The only team owner in the league with an affinity for fine hoes racing.  Oh, read the press release wrong, fine horse racing.

Peter Sagan – No one in the league is sure why the team is named after a Slovakian road cyclist but this league is all about representing different interests so you go Peter.  Though there is rumor that the owner of this team was in fact studying  the Tour De France standings just before the draft.

Must be a FNG’s Team – There is no finer team on paper. While underperforming early they are strong at every position. Could be a dark whores to make the playoffs with a late season run.  Shit, dark horse.  Same press release problem.

Questionable at Best – Looking to defend there title from last year they hit the ground running this season.  Odds makers in Tunica have them at 3/1 to win the whole thing again.  Which is surprising given their proclivity to get injured while looking up words like proclivity in the dictionary.

We Once Had A Tight – Tight what we’re not really sure but there is not doubt this team is loose with the points.  Being fortunate enough to be a strong team in a relatively weak division this year may help them find out what used to be tight.

Dookie Porridge – Hahahahahahahaha.

RBs Shot Down Flames – Yet another team that looks strong and is just not performing up to par.  Maybe the future is bright, maybe it’s dark, time will tell.  Not a lot is known about this relatively new owner…studious, prepared, and when he speaks he sounds a lot like another owner.  A lot.