Stay tuned for rants and raves during the action on Sunday – I’ve been holding back a bit, the #metoo movement has limited my vocabulary a tad…but tomorrow, since I have a nice batch of cold IPAs and no where to go, might be a different story.  That’s right ladies, and commish, I’m pre-emptively using the Harvey Weinstein defense.

8:50 – Good morning football fans…or haters, depending on your point of view.  Good matchups on the slate today with a good chance to have three or four 5-2 teams by the time the dust settles.  Get those Bloody’s ready, turn off the phone…or in Dookie’s case take the phone off the cradle so anyone calling gets a busy signal

8:55 – Shiiiit…just saw that Dookie already has 17 from his QB and RB in Flames is catching No Fly after her hot start Thursday.  It’s not even 9am.  WTF is this 6:30am start time bs??

10:07 – Thielen is a stud.  Gym rat kinda guy, really good route runner…some would even say a QBs best friend.

11:01 – RBs Shot Down has made a hell of a move on No Fly…and Peter Sagan is destroying Arbitrage early.  Perhaps an even better week of football for the Sagan/No Fly household this week??

11:48 – Is anybody out there?

5:30 – Dookie is brutalizing TBD…have Mahomes, Saquan, and Boyd still to go and a 1% chance.  Daaaaamn son.

5:35 – Quite a bit riding on this KC Cincy game.  Three maybe four games may swing the other way during this one.

MNF update – A couple games still remain up in the air – I’ll get those insights posted shortly.  First, I need to review last week’s MNF update, I think I called all three games correctly.  One moment please

5:10 – Oh snap…just looked back at last week’s MNF update and I just happen to call all of them right on the money…Good luck to those of you  tonight who are hoping for my endorsement for a victory

• FNG has a 9 point lead over The Tight End that Once Was – they both have a key player going tonight but I think they will wash each other out…FNG holds on, so tightly
• No Fly Zone trails those flaming RBs by 8 with OBJ going tonight.  Unfortunately I think is the last start for Eli, meaning he does so poorly that he is benched on Tuesday, if not half way through this game.  Doesn’t bode well for No Fly – she better be thankful she also has the ATL K, whom will seal the victory for her.  That’s right, you saw it here first, on your favorite football blog, bfdfootball.com.  Eli’s last game.

That’s it…all other games are locked up by now.  Good luck!

5:21 – oohhh, that’s right, there is one more prediction.  TBD stages the largest comeback on MNF, shocking the Porridge out of Dookie.  Being down 63 points doesn’t scare the TBD team, that’s like desert at the end of a football weekend orgy, easy peasy.