Stay tuned for more of what you crave…mmmhmm…more dim-witted insights, more useless comments, and more overall nonsense!
8:53 – Ah yeeeeah…almost game time. Time to remember what channel RedZone is on, overthink your 2nd WR and why you should swap him out for that flyer you want to start (doooooo it), and peek at the liquor cabinet to see what will be the concoction of the day.
9:24 – A couple decent leads already thanks to Brady and Luck going off Thursday. It’s a QB league again. Rumor has it the Commish is looking for ways to reduce the QB scoring next year…”too many points, too much fun…we all need to slow the hell down”.
10:03 – And we’re off. All these kickoffs remind me of that romcom classic ‘gang bang goes viral on college campus’
10:18 – Damn, Mixon is quick
10:35 – Ay shiiit…Ju-Ju just gave birth to a football after scoring a TD. That has to fit into our theme of the day quite easily. ‘When Harry met Ju-Ju bareback’
11:15 – Scoring starting to ramp up a little bit now…more than a couple good games taking shape within BFD. Arbitrage and Not Deep Enough were 0-0 for a long time and have put up 47 points in a flash. Speaking of flash…anyone seen that move ‘How Stella got her groove shredded’?
11:37 – Detroit killing GB in the first half…and that kids is why you don’t bet on NFL games. Right Dan?
12:27 – Guess I’ll switch it up a bit, Lack of Depth has requested a new theme; dirty football innuendos a la Jon Gruden on MNF. Easy peasy
12:39 – Not Deep Enough only has a 13% chance of winning at this point. She should ‘toss it deep’ while hoping for ‘strong hands firmly grasping the ball’ while at the same time needing her opponent to ‘keep backing up on every drive’
12:57 – a couple close matches as we head into the afternoon games…No Fly and Peter Sagan game is tight, some would say even firmly entwined in a battle for domination on the field
1:10 – Mason Crosby misses again…he just can’t seem to split the uprights or put it right down the middle.
2:00 – How drunk is the Deep Dookie household?
5:20 – Last year’s Ohhhh Sunday Niiight football song was much better than this year
BFD Fantasy Football League 
I think I’m going to bring Irish Coffee to a kids soccer game today while surreptitiously following football on my phone.
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Great call! Good luck and layer up with plenty of room for a couple flasks.
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DP deploying the tried and true method of starting not just one set of position players from the same team competing for points but adding a second set for good measure! Don’t know why you dummies don’t ever go this route. What could go wrong starting two Ram WRs and two Redskin RBs? #brilliant #strategyfordays
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I’m just surprised to learn there are two RBs on the Redskins roster
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#someonehastoscore
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#whynotme
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That’s my entire profile write-up on Tinder – someone has to score
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#metoo
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I haven’t seen the movie but I am intrigued
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Green Bay going to make a comeback….behind Cleveland, the Detroit fans have been the most disappointed in the league. Rogers is going to stick it to em again today.
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I would argue Buffalo as well…at least the Lions have been a bit competitive
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ya but…at least the Buffalo fans have four superbowl appearances to reminisce on, four in a row even, albeit four disappointing losses
Detroit has been all hope and hype in one hand and…
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New theme….dirty football inuendos
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Going after the ball is just as good as getting the sack
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Touche
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man….that Davidson household has to be a wreck…..can you imagine? Their Denver Broncos getting D_E_S_R_O_Y_E_D by the JETS and their personal game and sex bet in complete limbo with a close score.
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Who wants to go to the plane’arium with Dookie?
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Down to a 7% chance of winning… it’s long ball time for Not Deep Enough
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The Hawks really have to find a way to get penetration today or Goff will eat em up
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Dookie Power. Great win for the Browns. Going to be plenty of partying in Browntown tonight.
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3%……so you’re saying there’s a chance!
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Monday night football! Bring it on, Dan! My kicker, your tight end and receiver. Hmm…there’s something in that statement.
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