8:25 – goooooooood morning fellow BFD’ers!  It’s that time of the week again….overthink your lineup, flex your bench players, search the waiver wire for a last-minute TE add that doesn’t exist.  Maybe that’s just me.

8:30 – Hot tip (huehuehue) – it looks like Brock Osweiler gets the start in Miami.  Anyone looking to win the ‘add of the year’ award may want to ha, may want to haha, pick him hahahahahahaha up.  Srsly tho LL Urban, he’s worth a look.

10:21 – This is the place for ‘hot takes’…Osweiler call looking good (after 8 minutes of gameplay ha).  Up next…how to lose money in the stock market while also investing in crypto trends.

12:40 – Sorry kids…had a couple things to do this morning.  I’m back now and time to get caught up.  Let’s check out the scoring and action!

12:42 – Most of the games are still up in the air.  No Fly Zone gets no love from the Smack Gods after her great pre-game notes.  Not Deep Enough looks like she may, indeed, not be deep enough.  What’s happened to Arbitrage?…he may not score 90, or 80, or 70 this week.  Shocking!

12:45 – Dookie dookie dookie can’t you see, sometimes your team is funny to me.

1:00 – Not Deep Enough has officially declared ‘my team sucks’.  Having checked a few facts it can be confirmed that this is not fake news.

1:19 – Osweiler is still available.

2:38 – Sheesh…Denver fans out for QB blood…will they ever be happy again at Mile High?

4:40 – There are still some outcomes undecided as we head into the last two games on the NFL slate.  Essentially everyone other than Dookie and No Fly still has a chance to win their matchup.  Every. One. But. Dookie. And. No. Fly.

7:39 – This SNF game has had some serious implications to our games…Arbitrage catching up with ND STD DV AVG needing game from our old friend Jimmy Graham tomorrow. Dookie is pulling his shit together late. Even the Shallow One isn’t done yet.

MNF update 4:30 – A few close games remaining…here are unbiased predictions from around the web

• Dookie vs FNG – SF can’t move the ball past the 30 yd line all night…trouble for Dookie as Gould kicks 5 FGs, handing FNG the win.
• Needing Depth (or BackUptoThe BackupsHiccups ) is trailing Broker by 3.  The expert Backups have A-A-Ron and Broker has his favorite WR.  Yikes.  Time for another name change Backup as Broker gets the weird matchup win
• Arbitrage has a 5 point lead against AVG STD DEV SIN CAL.  The Aholes have the GB Def and our Average Hero has Jimmy Graham crackers.  GB tees off on SF and seals this one up for our wayward friend in Alabama…but not until Jimmah scores a TD to make it interesting