The Smack Gods are restless….looking for a sacrifice, joyful that no one is challenging them….who has the guts, nuts, or lips to make it happen? To stare down those bastards, talk shit about your opponent’s WR3, and laugh while you win easily?
8:01 – Mullens is available if you need a QB. I think that’s spelled correctly. Mullins? Mulins? M mmu mme maybe he belongs on your team
10:04 – It’s on. Good luck to most of you. You know who you are
11:02 – Decent start to the morning games. No one is out of it yet
11:04 – Well, almost no one.
11:35 – Looks like Lara’s division is whooping ass again today! We are her humble servants, doing her bidding, simply happy with a win and implied approval
12:19 – Were the homies at? Commish? Anybody?
12:21 – Kristina is doing her part…but needs reinforcements
12:52 – Early projections for game of the week so far – Dookie and Peter could get interesting as it’s close. No Fly Zone and AVG REG MN could be tight, No Fly is down by 20ish and still predicted to win
1:18 – This new and improved Hawks O-line gives me hope that anything is possible…that dreams do come true. That maybe, one day, just maybe, cDonald’s won’t forget the small fries I fucking ordered.
3:50 – I may have been a tad premature in my spunking praise of the Hawks O-line
BFD Fantasy Football League 
Thanks. And good luck to you as well.
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I believe you are referring to me? Look again, I’ve got a 1% chance to win.
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So you’re saying there’s a chance??
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I think I started the wrong QB
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I think Rodgers and Ryan probably score about the same
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What I meant to say is I think I started the wrong team
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Nah…had nothing to do with starting the wrong team, don’t blame yourself
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I gotta be honest here…if Ryan Fitzpatrick, Kristina’s discarded QB ends up defeating the DP squad today, I will be requesting that flogger of Lara’s myself. Perhaps a little live streaming punishment for Kristina for allowing Jeff to acquire a QB that defeats me.
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I think that live stream might pay for everyone’s league fees next season
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Hey, haven’t I been punished enough? Andy last week and Josh this week. Stand in line, boys.
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Hey, haven’t I been punished enough? Andy last week and Josh this week. Stand in line, boys.
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So nice she said it twice
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I’m trying something new this week…. I’m shooting for no touchdowns
#success
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I’m not like the haters…I hope Carson goes off for you, scores three touchdowns and carries the Hawks to victory! Good luck this week
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Holy hell…. I’m sensing a comeback in my future! Who the hell is Williams??
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Ricky…he’s a rookie out of Texas
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He likes his weed, that Ricky
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Yes, the offensive line has provided some hope. Makes it a lot more fun to watch the hawks games this year.
cDonald’s gets your order incorrect?
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Nah…but I thought it a good example as something one would dream about…a perfect order
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Well, I am sorry to the league, it looks like there will be no live streaming of Kristina’s punishment. Fitzpatrick did not cost Dookie a loss. All is good in the world today.
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